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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 December 1991 (24 years)
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About superbopbop : I wish we could live in a world with no pants. Pants are the devil... along with toast..

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Today, I wore flip-flops to work. Just as I walked onto the elevator, they made a sound very close to that of a fart. About 10 seconds later, some asshole let out a silent but deadly fart, earning me a bunch of disgusted looks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25978) - you deserved it (4458)

On 06/27/2015 at 3:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31592) - you deserved it (16383)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me where I've always wanted to settle down, and I told her that Italy had always appealed to me. She snorted and told me what a bad idea that was, because "you don't speak French". FML

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52831) - you deserved it (5293)

On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML


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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35609) - you deserved it (2878)

On 01/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML


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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32264) - you deserved it (14542)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by hero to zero - United States (New York)

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45891) - you deserved it (15188)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML


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On 07/11/2009 at 9:19pm - love - by blind_loser (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the bagel shop down the street for breakfast, the same one I've been going to for over 6 months now. At the counter the same lil' cook guy who's served me over those same 6 months, looks at me and says, "Yes, Ms?". I'm a guy. FML


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On 01/14/2009 at 6:06am - misc - by dunnough - United States (New York)

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