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Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20033) - you deserved it (34114)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
74 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

#4708
48 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
177 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

#2591
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26072) - you deserved it (3859)

On 01/25/2009 at 9:51pm - kids - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8387) - you deserved it (23721)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

#1552
35 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:12am - love - by vargasm - United States (New York)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28863) - you deserved it (2312)

On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version



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