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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sup_bitch : Bitches be gettin wet

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11923) - you deserved it (56282)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15085) - you deserved it (52631)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML

#18070582
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27030) - you deserved it (32409)

On 10/25/2011 at 6:15am - intimacy - by sad - Reserved

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28975) - you deserved it (3024)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

#16675458
134 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

#3262847
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8943) - you deserved it (115154)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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