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sunshine66
  • Town/Country : cecil, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3038
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sunshine66 : i like to laugh :p

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Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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247 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 2:50pm - misc - by Kasnt - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

#13298402
153 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
346 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
185 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for school work. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML

#13274150
87 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:31am - misc - by DepressedKid - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML

#13257198
125 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 11:17pm - animals - by peepee. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

#13252455
116 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 6:47pm - kids - by Mommy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

#13241272
77 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 9:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

#13183751
103 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML

#12947973
130 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 11:36am - health - by speedstick - United States

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

#12946074
59 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

#12807084
95 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 3:45pm - love - by CreepedOut (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
148 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out he wasn't a "special" child. FML

#12767492
117 comments

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On 08/27/2010 at 2:49am - work - by atetoeate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

#12485840
355 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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