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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About sunsetsbetween56 : I am married, I have two kids, 13 months and a three year old. I have a boy and girl, Aubrey and Syler. Me and my husband have been married 7 years. I grew up in New England, my husband grew up in the mid west. I am a RN and my husband is a Systems Admin Engineer. My name is Amy and my husband is Mark. I hope you enjoy!!

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sunsetsbetween56's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

by Anon / 01/12/2012 at 8:34am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

by shrdlu / 12/22/2011 at 5:05pm / United States (New York) / Animals

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Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

by sharon / 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

by GlowInTheDark / 12/09/2011 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

by jerdub93 / 11/19/2011 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

by arthur / 11/19/2011 at 3:40am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

by Aleial / 11/19/2011 at 3:20am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

by unlucky / 11/13/2011 at 12:19am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

by ToInsecure4me / 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work