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sunsetsbetween56
  • Town/Country : Stamford, CT
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About sunsetsbetween56 : I am married, I have two kids, 13 months and a three year old. I have a boy and girl, Aubrey and Syler. Me and my husband have been married 7 years. I grew up in New England, my husband grew up in the mid west. I am a RN and my husband is a Systems Admin Engineer. My name is Amy and my husband is Mark. I hope you enjoy!!

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Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23091) - you deserved it (8033)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

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195 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

#18512301
252 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406
120 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

#18444451
225 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

#18286852
104 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by jerdub93 - United States (California)

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

#18286848
55 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - work - by arthur (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
143 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

#18233744
159 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

#18210468
190 comments

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On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)



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