About sunsetsbetween56 : I am married, I have two kids, 13 months and a three year old. I have a boy and girl, Aubrey and Syler. Me and my husband have been married 7 years. I grew up in New England, my husband grew up in the mid west. I am a RN and my husband is a Systems Admin Engineer. My name is Amy and my husband is Mark. I hope you enjoy!!
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Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
by Anon / 01/12/2012 at 8:34am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by shrdlu / 12/22/2011 at 5:05pm / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML
by sharon / 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by GlowInTheDark / 12/09/2011 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm / Miscellaneous
by jerdub93 / 11/19/2011 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by arthur / 11/19/2011 at 3:40am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by Aleial / 11/19/2011 at 3:20am / United States / Intimacy
by unlucky / 11/13/2011 at 12:19am / United States / Intimacy
by ToInsecure4me / 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
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