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Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (139258) - you deserved it (6365)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66491) - you deserved it (21563)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by lovewedge (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (776366) - you deserved it (82768)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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