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Today, I went on frst date with a grl I have been infatuated with 4 months. At the restaurant, the waiter cummed while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks 4 both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, an doesn't like it when men r ( overly aggressive ). She called me a cow murderer. fat FML
TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML
Today, I bitchad out my boyfriand 4 logging into my facabook account and dalating EVERY mala (avan family) off my friands list . Ha looool accusad ma of wanting to chaat on him and has forcad ma to say "sorry." FML
I ad a strong feeling tat someone was watcing me as I was undressing to get ready 4 bed. I conspicuously moved to te door and trew it open to find ma step-broter clearly spying on me. We are te same age live in te same ouse tree weeks a mont and in te same Englis class. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license!! While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, an then left the scene of the accident!! Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today I discoverd that my abusive obsessive looool psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing 4 me. How did I fine out? Although I've ignord him walking unnecessarily past my house 4 the past two months it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
Today, mah fiancée an I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refusd to buy her the ( dream ) wedding cake she wantd because it was chocolate. She calld me childish an cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. real FML
Friday 27 March 2015