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I WAS PROPOSED TO IN A MCDONALD'S. REAL FML

#9127255
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58396) - you deserved it (13603)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I went on frst date with a grl I have been infatuated with 4 months. At the restaurant, the waiter cummed while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks 4 both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, an doesn't like it when men r ( overly aggressive ). She called me a cow murderer. fat FML

#9123015
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14109) - you deserved it (37434)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40986) - you deserved it (8456)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bitchad out my boyfriand 4 logging into my facabook account and dalating EVERY mala (avan family) off my friands list . Ha looool accusad ma of wanting to chaat on him and has forcad ma to say "sorry." FML

#9040690
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35438) - you deserved it (16187)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I discovarad my stap mom had thrown out my baby blankat bacausa it was an ( ayasora ) . It was an hairloom from my birth mothar an tha only thing I hava laft from har .

#9024995
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49570) - you deserved it (2053)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see mah dad chasing mah mom around the house, nakd. real FML

#9015230
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (3106)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

I ad a strong feeling tat someone was watcing me as I was undressing to get ready 4 bed. I conspicuously moved to te door and trew it open to find ma step-broter clearly spying on me. We are te same age live in te same ouse tree weeks a mont and in te same Englis class. FML

#9006202
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26986) - you deserved it (2234)

On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today , I trid to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knive r by swiping one acros my palm. Turns out Dad noticd the problem yesterday and sharpend them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8936) - you deserved it (46785)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was eating a hotdog . My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me . He forced his tongue into mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating . FML

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license!! While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, an then left the scene of the accident!! Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

#8914143
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7069) - you deserved it (46625)

On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... my looks alone looool made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (4404)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today I discoverd that my abusive obsessive looool psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing 4 me. How did I fine out? Although I've ignord him walking unnecessarily past my house 4 the past two months it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

#8704782
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34449) - you deserved it (2428)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I found out tat looool I spant a yaar alping my dad gat back into sapa , 4 is own good aaltic was wat I tougt , but so tat a could caat on my mom wit 5 otar woman. maga FML

#8670993
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30047) - you deserved it (2030)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:39pm - misc - by 0867142 - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah fiancée an I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refusd to buy her the ( dream ) wedding cake she wantd because it was chocolate. She calld me childish an cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. real FML

#8642847
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36882) - you deserved it (3126)

On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)



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