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summerrainnn
  • Town/Country : PJ, Singapore
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

#19370101
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25682) - you deserved it (2398)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

#19367861
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21350) - you deserved it (2206)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
99 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

#19366702
67 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by Cass - Australia

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

#19363731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18312) - you deserved it (3316)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, and shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. FML

#19363644
179 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
145 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002
139 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

#19159270
190 comments

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On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, my manager came in and said "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who left the room. FML

#3944960
67 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 12:03am - work - by Alice (woman) - United States

Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

#1429978
200 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)



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