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summer135790

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 May 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About summer135790 : Hey 😄

Sooo a little bit about me I guess: my name is Summer, I'm pretty laid back, I don't get offended by feminist jokes, I'm a grammar Nazi, I hate fake bitches, I cant stand liars, I'm pretty straight forward, I adore puppies, guys who can cook are amazing, Eminem is the shit, Jason Alden is fucking perfect, I suck at math, I don't really pick up on when people are flirting, my best friend is a lesbian and I fully support her, I can never leave the house without my hair done and makeup on, I love sleeping, it annoys me that second graders have iPhones, I can't watch horror movies without being paranoid for a long ass time, aaaaaaand I'm pretty friendly to everyone, just try to not come off as a dick or creepy lol so yeah 😋✌️

Message me?...I'm really fucking bored lol

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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summer135790's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent a hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

#21305532
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15731) - you deserved it (3499)

On 11/24/2014 at 11:21pm - animals - by amazinghermit (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was elected to learn how to clean the birthing tub at the hospital I work at. Today, I also discovered that while blood doesn't bother me, floating chunks of afterbirth and god knows what else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub. Which I still had to clean afterwards. FML

#21304749
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24740) - you deserved it (2384)

On 11/23/2014 at 8:59pm - work - by StomachofTinfoil (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

#21179512
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52417) - you deserved it (4607)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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