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About summer135790 : Hey 😄

Sooo a little bit about me I guess: my name is Summer, I'm pretty laid back, I don't get offended by feminist jokes, I'm a grammar Nazi, I hate fake bitches, I cant stand liars, I'm pretty straight forward, I adore puppies, guys who can cook are amazing, Eminem is the shit, I'm a senior in HS, I suck at math, I don't really pick up on when people are flirting, my best friend is a lesbian and I fully support her, I can never leave the house without my hair done and makeup on, I love sleeping, it annoys me that second graders have iPhones, I can't watch horror movies without being paranoid for a long ass time, aaaaaaand I'm pretty friendly to everyone, just try to not come off as a dick or creepy lol so yeah 😋✌️

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Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


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