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About summer135790 : Hey 😄
Sooo a little bit about me I guess: my name is Summer, I'm pretty laid back, I don't get offended by feminist jokes, I'm a grammar Nazi, I hate fake bitches, I cant stand liars, I'm pretty straight forward, I adore puppies, guys who can cook are amazing, Eminem is the shit, Jason Alden is fucking perfect, I suck at math, I don't really pick up on when people are flirting, my best friend is a lesbian and I fully support her, I can never leave the house without my hair done and makeup on, I love sleeping, it annoys me that second graders have iPhones, I can't watch horror movies without being paranoid for a long ass time, aaaaaaand I'm pretty friendly to everyone, just try to not come off as a dick or creepy lol so yeah 😋✌️
Message me?...I'm really fucking bored lol
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I spent a hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML
Today, I was elected to learn how to clean the birthing tub at the hospital I work at. Today, I also discovered that while blood doesn't bother me, floating chunks of afterbirth and god knows what else, will cause me to projectile vomit into said tub. Which I still had to clean afterwards. FML
Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML
Friday 21 November 2014