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sumbum95
  • Town/Country : SoCal, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2392
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

#19772636
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17475) - you deserved it (1911)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

#19771597
83 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

#19766559
112 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 5:14pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

#19764456
135 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

#19763294
178 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

#19760730
116 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by hailsatan666 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
140 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
207 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML

#19756673
201 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML

#19755042
128 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 12:36pm - health - by miss tomato (woman) - United States

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML

#19751282
141 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Rohirus (man) - Sweden

Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML

#19750002
58 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

#19749862
104 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

#19745357
103 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML

#19744577
150 comments

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On 06/06/2012 at 2:51pm - misc - by edhere4u2nv (man) - United States (New York)



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