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TODAY, MOM REACHED THE LOWEST POINT OF HER MIDLIFE CRISIS . SHE CONVINCED HERSELF SHE'S PSYCHIC AND GROUNDED ME 4 SOMETHING SHE "KNOWS" I'M GOING TO DO . FML

#19832041
81 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Coffee Boy - United States (Missouri)

yesterday I divorced my husband of 20 yeres. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

#19831438
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25558) - you deserved it (8050)

On 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by GM38 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I livd in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out mah phone number, and mah address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML

#19828397
275 comments

Today I made a pone call in ma office to ma doctor. He wantd to call a prescription to ma parmacy but wantd to know by wat metod I would prefer ma medication. During our conversation a group of potential clients walkd in just as I looool exclaimd "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, while watching TV with mah boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" an turning thirty in three days . Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew u had so much grey hair already" an then offered to help me dye them . FML

#19827444
92 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 2:02am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home 4 dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, u must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friend think I'm a bastard. FML

#19824273
117 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by igiveup (man) - United States

Today.. . when I told family I was a vegetarian.. . I expectd them to make fun of me because that's just family . But what I wasn't expecting was dad to use looool raw meat as a puppet an make it say.. . "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at face . FML

#19823545
112 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. fat FML

#19822134
179 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend tougt e could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
164 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was lecturing high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. mega FML

#19821696
400 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 12:11am - work - by daddy'sgirl - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to the gynecologist . As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow . So u must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about mah job bathing dogs . FML

#19820234
106 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after careful consideration, I told ma wife I really want to ave kids . Se lauged, until se finally realized I was serious, at wic point se flicked me in te balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

#19818500
186 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS SO OUT OF IT FROM A LACK OF SLEEP AND AN ACCIDENTAL ANTIISTAMINE OVERDOSE, I TRIED TO OFFER MA CAT A CUP OF TEA, AND ACTUALLY GOT PISSED OFF WEN E DIDN'T REPLY. IT TOOK ME A GOOD FIVE MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND WAT JUST APPENED.

#19817936
176 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today... I was sent a letter by the vet... saying mah cat was late fir her yearly checkup. My cat did last week and I'd had her crematd by the same peopleho had sent the letter. FML

#19815411
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28120) - you deserved it (2075)

On 06/19/2012 at 10:15pm - animals - by jnr1234 - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY TIMES I GET TO HANG OUT WITH MAH FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL ARE WHEN ONE OF THEM ACCIDENTALLY MENTIONS PLANS IN FRONT OF ME AND THEY ARE OBLIGATED BY SOCIAL PROTOCOL TO INVITE ME . FML

#19813737
140 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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