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Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML

#19855906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25318) - you deserved it (4294)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

#19853920
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35381) - you deserved it (3049)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:05am - love - by tammy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25509) - you deserved it (8990)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

#19851846
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24196) - you deserved it (1825)

On 06/26/2012 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8962) - you deserved it (27516)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML

#19848525
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by crippy - United States

Today, a cop turned his lights and siren on to pull me over. I pulled into a parking lot and got a ticket. It wasn't until the cop pulled away that I realized that I'd pulled into, and interrupted, an on-going funeral visitation. FML

#19847830
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21170) - you deserved it (4673)

On 06/25/2012 at 11:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter tried to sneak out of the house. When I caught her, she freaked out and punched me in the face. She then "snapped out of it" and claimed she was sleepwalking. FML

#19842330
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26723) - you deserved it (3387)

On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML

#19841919
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21510) - you deserved it (5323)

On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at a party, I told a joke to my crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard my model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

#19840334
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9319) - you deserved it (46315)

On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent train-wreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

#19839464
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (1493)

On 06/24/2012 at 2:41pm - work - by hannaslifesucks (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16797) - you deserved it (25824)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

#19833260
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22940) - you deserved it (7091)

On 06/23/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

#19832174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29283) - you deserved it (3073)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)



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