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Today, I learned tat if u go troug yur looool best friend's pone, u can find sexy texts an nude pictures between im an yur girlfriend. FML

#19990134
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33972) - you deserved it (4556)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and loosing some wieght. As I did so, I unknowingly reachd 4 a giant bag of chips and ate thehole thing. Now, I have stoppd daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressd. And I'm all out of chips. FML

#19990099
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (24853)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:12am - misc - by daydreamer (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day after rolling mah car on the highway , I witnessed several people stop and get out of there cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay , and I was the oneho had to call 911 4 myself. FML

#19988721
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30109) - you deserved it (2135)

On 07/28/2012 at 5:56am - health - by Insomniac (woman) - United States (Alaska)

TODAY I WAS SPEAKING TO MAH MOTHER ON THE PHONE, WHEN SHE MENTIONED THAT MAH DAD HAD SURPRISED HER LAST WEEK WITH A PEARL NECKLACE. BEFORE I COULD QUITE GRASP WHAT WAS GOING ON, I'D POPPED A BONER AN VISUALISED THE SCENE. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? FML

#19987975
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11554) - you deserved it (39980)

On 07/27/2012 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by clayton (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah fiancée's OCD hit a new lowhen she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way"!! This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly"!! We're getting married next month!! real FML

#19987750
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22786) - you deserved it (7961)

On 07/27/2012 at 5:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

today I had a doctor's appointment!! I left with referrals to both a dermatologist an a mental health professional!! FML

#19986925
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17920) - you deserved it (2327)

On 07/27/2012 at 5:24am - health - by lexithepirate - United States

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixd. When I opend the box there was a note attachd to my phone that said, ( All you had to do was turn it on. ) FML

#19986553
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5916) - you deserved it (37367)

On 07/27/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by ryanharp2 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixd. When I opend the box there was a note attachd to my phone that said, ( All you had to do was turn it on. ) FML

#19986553
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5916) - you deserved it (37367)

On 07/27/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by ryanharp2 - United States (Arkansas)

Today te power went out in my area . My wife an I were bored so I lit some candles poured some wine an left little to er imagination aboutat my intent was . We cuddled aile an as I leaned in for a kiss te power cummed back on . Se was more excited tat te WiFi was back tan anyting . FML

#19986265
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23300) - you deserved it (2019)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y period blood couldn't be savd and donatd to the hospital 4 transplants. FML

#19986009
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23417) - you deserved it (2107)

On 07/26/2012 at 8:46pm - misc - by Carrie G. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom once again commentd on how I ned to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks looool I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

#19985136
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5635) - you deserved it (39720)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:48am - health - by maddiebauer - United States (Illinois)

Today I had to turn down an offer of wat seemd like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushd home to squat looool down only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud an a tiny fart. FML

#19984638
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29746) - you deserved it (5365)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I walked into mah upstairs bathroom to fine mah mom's new boyfriend eating soup... naked on the toilet. In shock... I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs... backwards... and hit mah head on wall... leaving a dent looool in it. FML

#19984594
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25772) - you deserved it (1989)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian . She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given brth to one . She still won't believe me . FML

#19984576
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26827) - you deserved it (3578)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Just Me (woman) - United States (New York)

2day out of curiosity, I maasurad tha langth of my panis whilst in tha showar. A coupla of hours latar, my fathar callad ma downstairs to show ma somathing. Turns out I laft tha rular on top of tha showar traa. Ha won't stop laughing. FML

#19984171
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10112) - you deserved it (35024)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:11pm - intimacy - by Infiltrator4444 - United States (Kentucky)



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