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sumbum95
  • Town/Country : SouthernCa, USA
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  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML

#20194217
91 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 7:19pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

#20193303
117 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter called me to pick her up at the mall. She said I had to meet her inside a specific store, so I figured she wanted me to pay for something. Turns out I was right, she was being arrested for shoplifting. FML

#20193017
101 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML

#20192758
71 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:27pm - money - by lonelyandcold (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, at school, I have to do a 45 minute presentation with a girl who has panic attacks so bad that she cries, runs out of the room, and sometimes passes out. This presentation terrifies her and it's a major part of my final grade. FML

#20192286
117 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by Murlocmurk - United States

Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML

#20192033
101 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I dutifully attended my husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out, through song, about my husband's affair, in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML

#20191850
99 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 12:35am - love - by musiciansareoneofakind (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

#20191552
106 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I ran into my high school crush at Target. When I asked her if she remembered me, she patted me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," and walked away. FML

#20191408
77 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of my local groceries store for employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicapped, she's also the owner's daughter. FML

#20190915
134 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

#20190845
92 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML

#20189915
78 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

#20189404
80 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

#20188881
115 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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