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Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (6724) - you deserved it (3763)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361 (174)

I agree, your life sucks (28738) - you deserved it (2125)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

#14997625 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (33949) - you deserved it (2646)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the f*** I was doing. FML

#14892103 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (5592) - you deserved it (17310)

On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (18433) - you deserved it (8041)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

#11166958 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (2787)

On 06/13/2010 at 10:36am - misc - by Cat (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

#6179054 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (18420) - you deserved it (3417)

On 11/06/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ShittyKeys (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

#4644829 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (52709) - you deserved it (1911)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (3476)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (76822) - you deserved it (3294)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my grandpa took out the family for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turn around without thinking and give him a big hug and say thanks for dinner Grandpa. It wasn't my grandpa. FML

#2170558 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (9065) - you deserved it (29278)

On 05/22/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by dummy (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

#516952 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (44914) - you deserved it (9228)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking to my car tonight when I saw a large man walking behind me, I hurried to open my car as he was approaching quickly, my door wasn't unlocking and I panicked. It was then I noticed it wasnt even my car. As I walked away from the other car, he walked up and unlocked the door. FML

#202745 (45)

I agree, your life sucks (7151) - you deserved it (34607)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:19pm - misc - by Fantastic (woman) - United States (California)