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Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30446) - you deserved it (3574)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today,hile sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet!!  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
174 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eading to te batroomen I clearly saw a little boy walking into ma bedroom. My wife an I live alone, an I screamed at te top of ma lungs, tinking e was a gost. Turns out ma wife collected im from scool fir a friend, an I just didn't ear tem arrive. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
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I agree, your life sucks (10725) - you deserved it (33069)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
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I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (11034)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

#19486401
74 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grade so I studid my butt off. During the test, a grl with huge breast sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscatd because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, an shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. mega FML

#19363644
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30216) - you deserved it (5012)

On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though , cuz his hands made their way down to my boobs , which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

#19345098
203 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy until flies startd buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
203 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I was babysitting tis 12 year old. We were watcing a movie, an e was being an angel just laying wit is ead in ma lap. He fell asleep so I closed ma eyes an ad a little nap. Wen I woke up e ad taken ma srt off an was feeling up ma boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I want to tha movia with my boyfriand... and andad up sitting naxt to this grlho wouldn't stop snaazing. Grossad out... I askad my boyfriand if wa could switch saats. Aftar doing so... tha grl immadiataly stoppad snaazing and startad flrting with him. FML

#19331196
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31107) - you deserved it (5341)

On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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