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Today, I Ran To A Public Bathroom Bacausa Of Axplosiva Diarrhaa. In Tha Middla Of It, I Noticad Thara Was No Mora Toilat Papar Nor Papar Towal Ramaining. Tha Smallast Bill In Wallat Was A 5. I Had To Pay 10 Dollar To Wipa Own Butt. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today , while lying in bd with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat" . She replid "so don't touch u at all?" FML

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On 03/28/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by justinherass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I got married wearing a straples dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching mah husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on mah dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to mah friend's text, I accidentally clickd on this guy's name instead,ho I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I respondd with, "Haha wow u slut, I'm sure u were arousd." FML

Today, I was at mah friends house celebrating his 16th brthday. I couldn't find mah phone so I askd mah friend's grl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial mah number and look down to find she has mah number is savd in her phone as ASS FACE #3. big fat FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

today my 11 yaar old brothar walkad in on ma sitting on my boyfriand's ass an giving him a back massaga!! Ha tiltad his haad a littla an than said "Aran't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't ha supposad to ba on top?" My boyfriand laughad an gava him a high-fiva!! FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returnd my computer unrepard saying it was unfixable. When I calld to ask y they couldn't fix it they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk an pissd on my laptop. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowdd pool a little girl ran up to me pointd and yelld, "Mommy, I want big boobie like thathen I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday I saw an attractive man outside te club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up aving sex in my apartment. Te next looool day wen I was dropping im off, I discovered e was omeles and was outside te club begging fir money. My ouse is suddenly out of bread and ceese. FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I putted in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was concieved in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship . After celebrating with mah family by jumping around the room 4 a half-hour , we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name . When we called to tell her , she said it was werd cuz she had received mah rejection letter . mega FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:44am - money - by stillpoor (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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