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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1448
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sugarshane007 : Platypuses love sarcasm. Especially with the idiots that they have to deal with on a daily basis.

Other than that, don't expect much from a platypus.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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sugarshane007's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54196) - you deserved it (314057)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
964 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73443) - you deserved it (427880)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
751 comments

I agree, your life sucks (781613) - you deserved it (82936)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32824) - you deserved it (445063)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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