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About sugarshane007 : Platypuses love sarcasm. Especially with the idiots that they have to deal with on a daily basis.
Other than that, don't expect much from a platypus.
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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Friday 31 July 2015