About sugarr0babby0 : Love to surf, Love to model, Currently in my first year of college! Lovin' it :)
Currently single, stayinn that way for awhile ;) *ridin' solo* As I would put it.
Don't mess with me, and I won't mess with you, people seriously need to be a lot nicer in this world, some people just don't have anything better than to waste their time putting down others. I call them people a**holes. So don't be an a**hole, and we'll get along perfectly fine :)
That's kinda the basics, wanna chat or get to know me better - send me a message. Although no promises I will get to it soon. I kinda suck at remembering to check it !
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 11:36pm - animals - by AdamwithanA (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
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On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
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On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by nolife (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)
Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
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