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  • Town/Country : Fort St John, British Columbia, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 13624
  • Number of comments : 705
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

#2230053
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (42733)

On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States

Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML

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321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13939) - you deserved it (97831)

On 05/13/2009 at 11:35am - love - by your_mother - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML

#1358275
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49605) - you deserved it (4257)

On 04/26/2009 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
296 comments

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On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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On 02/25/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by pk24 - United States (Illinois)



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