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Today, the girl I like called me and said she liked me. After I told her I liked her too, she didn't say anything. Thinking the call was a joke, I started screaming at her and calling her a slut. Turns out it wasn't a joke, she had just hit mute on her phone by accident. FML
by your_mother / 05/13/2009 at 11:35am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my boyfriend was going to propose. Since he was really nervous, he decided to have a couple of drinks to loosen up. He ended up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2009 at 3:12pm / United States / Love
by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML
by pk24 / 02/25/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting… Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that… Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw…