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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14274
  • Number of comments : 705
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50280) - you deserved it (15500)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

#8099753
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34142) - you deserved it (8348)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

#7292547
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23445) - you deserved it (3508)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:11am - misc - by Me (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
187 comments

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

#7022853
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39832) - you deserved it (3774)

On 12/29/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by sickofsick - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

#5968857
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53388) - you deserved it (4257)

On 10/24/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Marcella (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

#4992541
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46942) - you deserved it (3750)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs, I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex and afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd had great sex also. FML

#4879215
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65533) - you deserved it (4993)

On 08/28/2009 at 7:43am - intimacy - by Phoellie (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

#4803927
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15950) - you deserved it (62208)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

#4231879
91 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

#3971502
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54840) - you deserved it (6459)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Tallow101 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

#3030718
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47787) - you deserved it (6733)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

#2729024
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75058) - you deserved it (9023)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
303 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML

#2230053
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13630) - you deserved it (58670)

On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States



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