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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 February 1997 (17 years)
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About suckmybankai : I'm a sixteen year old junior, I'm mulatto,I love to longboard, I'm into anime and manga. If I tell you anymore ill have to kill you. Not really, I don't have the balls to kill anyone, just hmu if you wish to learn more kik: funnynerd

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Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53000) - you deserved it (5950)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by aly55a_mariie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59204) - you deserved it (37003)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)



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