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Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

#14442840
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I agree, your life sucks (38962) - you deserved it (6321)

On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12946) - you deserved it (40068)

On 10/21/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

#13521547
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39428) - you deserved it (3355)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36354) - you deserved it (4027)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)



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