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  • Town/Country : Ass hat, Get off my dick
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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 April 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

#14442840
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28954) - you deserved it (4578)

On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

#13539413
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8532) - you deserved it (26893)

On 10/21/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

#13521547
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29269) - you deserved it (2259)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26854) - you deserved it (2805)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)



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