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Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (119612) - you deserved it (12875)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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