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About subwaysurfers : Hello :)
So, you're on my profile. Stalking me. Watching my every move. I'm just a commenter, nothing special to see here. Run along now. Oh, and my username is the name of an app that I was playing while creating my account.
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today a man startd a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracle of thing we take for grantd every day. I was really enjoying it until he lookd at his watch and said, ( Oh shit, mushroom make me lose track of time! ) and ran off into the night. FML

#20998821
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39625) - you deserved it (4448)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today after finals my English professor left me less than one percent from an A. Why? All semester long he took away point cuz my opinion did not match his. FML

Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to mah life, I resorted to closing mah eyes and picking a random font 4 mah essay paper. big looool fat FML

#20998799
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32512) - you deserved it (7218)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Jess (woman) - United States (California)

I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is cuz my foot cushioned the fall. FML

#20998674
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37072) - you deserved it (3814)

On 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm - misc - by ouch - United States (Ohio)

2day I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky an watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', an that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML

#20998520
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (5276)

On 12/19/2013 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today.. . a wierd guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert . Everyone talked abouthat a creep he was . I would have too.. . but he was my dad . fat FML

#20997867
62 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 8:48am - misc - by sammers27 (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from mah sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

#20997840
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (20702)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)

2day I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter!! FML

#20997770
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45638) - you deserved it (2768)

On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

#20997702
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51930) - you deserved it (4491)

On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Today, mah grlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to mah friends that I do indeed have a grlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML

#20996955
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40930) - you deserved it (13389)

On 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm - love - by Wow. - United States

Today, while looking 4 some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra!! FML

#20996935
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41927) - you deserved it (15846)

On 12/18/2013 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Rob (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today my husband an I wara arguing about him not communicating anymora. Instaad of talking to ma about it ha massagas my mom to say "I'm not looool mantally strong anough to handla har anymora." FML

#20996890
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38020) - you deserved it (5066)

On 12/18/2013 at 11:44am - love - by Iloverainbows10 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to pee during a supervisd lockdown. I askd teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking 4 someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including principal. FML

#20996748
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44280) - you deserved it (4723)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today I sang a romantic song I wrote fir mah girlfriend. She laughd at mah soprano. mega FML

#20996292
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36589) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/17/2013 at 8:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - China (Shanghai)

I caught a man standing on mah porch... urinating on mah house. I called the cops... who informed me that because mah porch isn't fenced off... it's not trespassing... and because it's private property not visible from the street... the man wasn't urinating in public. FML



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