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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25592
  • Number of comments : 651
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About sublime93 : Music is one of the things that I can always rely on. My favorite artists include:
Jack Johnson
Sublime
Cobra Starship
Deadmau5
Tiësto
Train
Dre
Lady GaGa
The Academy Is...
Avenged Sevenfold
Pink Floyd
Cypress Hill
Method Man
Easton
We The Kings
Bag of Toys
Slightly Stoopid
The Postal Service

PSN: betofourtwenty

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Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

#819643
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118060) - you deserved it (7167)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

#819643
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118060) - you deserved it (7167)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

#333311
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38573) - you deserved it (64537)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - kids - by superfkd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML

#150793
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46149) - you deserved it (13518)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:58am - love - by hellosaila (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

#121139
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70211) - you deserved it (18366)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

#5873
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8050) - you deserved it (20098)

On 02/03/2009 at 1:42am - work - by BillLumberg (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7309) - you deserved it (39799)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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