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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25559
  • Number of comments : 651
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About sublime93 : Music is one of the things that I can always rely on. My favorite artists include:
Jack Johnson
Sublime
Cobra Starship
Deadmau5
Tiësto
Train
Dre
Lady GaGa
The Academy Is...
Avenged Sevenfold
Pink Floyd
Cypress Hill
Method Man
Easton
We The Kings
Bag of Toys
Slightly Stoopid
The Postal Service

PSN: betofourtwenty

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Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

#5583286
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50680) - you deserved it (9500)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

#5563519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8849) - you deserved it (45228)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

#5171509
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44246) - you deserved it (6804)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

#4188521
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42308) - you deserved it (8565)

On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

#4081805
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61800) - you deserved it (3119)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

#4004887
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (3975)

On 07/24/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by mubaki (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35385) - you deserved it (94142)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML

#3785387
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71389) - you deserved it (11964)

On 07/15/2009 at 9:04pm - misc - by broooooock (man) - United States

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72915) - you deserved it (5395)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

#2888954
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41233) - you deserved it (12753)

On 06/14/2009 at 4:39pm - misc - by Rainman (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my band had a show. We played a love song, and during the bridge, I ask out a friend of mine who was in the crowd, over the mic, in front of at least 200 people. She said no. FML

#2834470
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48570) - you deserved it (19390)

On 06/12/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by Guitar-ZERO - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94999) - you deserved it (6693)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

#2679727
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57870) - you deserved it (4719)

On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML

#2679727
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57870) - you deserved it (4719)

On 06/07/2009 at 12:49am - money - by AllyCat (man) - United States (Virginia)



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