Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

sublime93

Search for a member

sublime93

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 25685
  • Number of comments : 651
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About sublime93 : Music is one of the things that I can always rely on. My favorite artists include:
Jack Johnson
Sublime
Cobra Starship
Deadmau5
Tiësto
Train
Dre
Lady GaGa
The Academy Is...
Avenged Sevenfold
Pink Floyd
Cypress Hill
Method Man
Easton
We The Kings
Bag of Toys
Slightly Stoopid
The Postal Service

PSN: betofourtwenty

sublime93's page activity

Visits<b>Ashd09</b> - 24 hours ago<b>shadowmaster97</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 7:33am<b>suckmideck</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 10:59am<b>charissaoz</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 4:19pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 11:57pm<b>tyger_devlin</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 2:01pm<b>NotAUser</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 12:56am<b>Rinat</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 11:06am<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 7:58am<b>tagallopes</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 7:58am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 4:42am<b>abv96</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 5:44pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 5:30pm<b>Vaneessaa</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 11:01pm<b>Ashafarah</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 1:46am<b>P_Cel_096</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 6:00pm<b>shelbystang</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 8:48pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 8:29pm

sublime93's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

sublime93's favorite FMLs

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7939) - you deserved it (59577)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML

#8557720
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25330) - you deserved it (3225)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:43pm - health - by baconrash - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

#8515469
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24331) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

#8445794
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25070) - you deserved it (2373)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7959) - you deserved it (39555)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

#8402650
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35081) - you deserved it (2676)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4996) - you deserved it (57401)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (7281)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19337) - you deserved it (4864)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

#8263178
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31543) - you deserved it (6867)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19447) - you deserved it (4582)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46053) - you deserved it (3117)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML

#7946565
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5994) - you deserved it (37323)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27430) - you deserved it (6171)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108366) - you deserved it (12705)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)



FML's blog

  • FML's Thanksgiving Special: TGS
  • As many of us know through popular culture, today is Thanksgiving in the US. Come on, we’ve all seen a TV show involving a Thanksgiving dinner or plans to do so that have gone awry due to one of the main…

Wednesday 26 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: