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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 470
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About subiedude08 : Professional photographer
I race and work on cars

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subiedude08's favorite FMLs

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32608) - you deserved it (3182)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26847) - you deserved it (12120)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53706) - you deserved it (3863)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

#10748926
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17739) - you deserved it (51909)

On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57811) - you deserved it (13473)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58920) - you deserved it (30694)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took the bus home. A bum sat next to me. Reeking with alcohol and sweat, he pulls out a pair of nail clippers and clips his grimy finger nails. With every clip, the nails would fly up and hit me. As I was about to ask him to stop, a nail flies into my mouth. I swallowed it. FML

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79857) - you deserved it (5725)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

#597085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36308) - you deserved it (81059)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
869 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58162) - you deserved it (618227)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

#221148
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64875) - you deserved it (3715)

On 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm - kids - by SadDad - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML

#87157
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50163) - you deserved it (25212)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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