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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 855
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About subiedude08 : Professional photographer
I race and work on cars

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Yesterday, I did something I'd always wantd to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, an she slippd her tongue half into my mouth. FML

#20849713
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42852) - you deserved it (13802)

On 08/22/2013 at 6:45pm - animals - by violated ._. (woman) - United States

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

#20830853
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61271) - you deserved it (3223)

On 08/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

#20829596
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43691) - you deserved it (7283)

On 08/09/2013 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

Today, I was vidao chatting with mah boyfriand an his friands!! Whan I stood up, ha told his friand "Saa, sha's not a twig!" I looool jokingly rapliad with, "So I'm fat?" Aftar a faw sacond of silanca, his friand yallad, "It's a trap!" an laft tha chat!! FML

#20825004
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44053) - you deserved it (13934)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I got te sex talk from my dad. It wouldn't ave been so bad if e adn't said "It's not te size of te stick... it's ow u use it." I'm a girl. FML

#20814602
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55017) - you deserved it (4543)

On 08/01/2013 at 1:10am - intimacy - by confused_girl (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today,hile taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket . I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool . Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet . I was robbed with my own knife . FML

YESTERDAY, WHILE I WAS EATING CEREAL, MY MOTHER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO GRAB THE BOWL AND START SPOON-FEEDING ME WHILE MAKING ARPLANE NOISES, AGAIN. I'M 19. FML

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52923) - you deserved it (12071)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone looool making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I cummed out . FML

#20808725
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41673) - you deserved it (2770)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was babysitting a kid 4 the first time. She askd if she could watch a movie, so I downloadd Cinderella 4 her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standard of beauty an abusive relationships, an how I suck 4 liking the movie. FML

#20806393
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44786) - you deserved it (7907)

On 07/27/2013 at 1:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland

Today , my grandma walked into my house drunk . She was mumbling something about her being a badas cuz she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar . She's 68 years old . FML

#20804067
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39359) - you deserved it (3840)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by dareyale (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes , her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians , atheists an homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

#20804013
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45958) - you deserved it (15066)

On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

I came home to find that mah mother had cleand mah room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managd to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, ( It's time to go, sweetie XO ). FML

#20802373
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45824) - you deserved it (7479)

On 07/25/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, husband managed to set fre to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

#20802186
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37838) - you deserved it (3094)

On 07/25/2013 at 12:10am - misc - by how (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... my dentist dropped dead of a eart attack. Tis depressing event was made worse by te fact tat e collapsedile is ands were in my mout. FML



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