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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I Bought Mah Fiancée A Dress 4 Her Birthday. She Accused Me Of Saying She Was Fat, Because I Bought It In Medium Rather Than Small. After Trying On The Dress, She's Now Not Only Mad At Me 4 Buying It, But Also Because The Dress Fits Perfectly. FML
TADAY AFTER SPOTTING MAH EX-BOYFRIEND'S TRUCK IN A DESOLATE PARKING LOT, I DECIDED TO "DECORATE" THE MUDDY SIDE OF IT WITH A RATHER LARGE MALE APPENDAGE . AFTER CHECKING AROUND ME TO MAKE SURE THERE WERE NO WITNESSES, I GOT TO WORK . I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MADE SURE HE WASN'T SITTING IN THE TRUCK . FML
Today My Doctor Told Me To Buy Some KY Jelly And A Dildo To Help "loosen Me Up" So Sex Isn't So Painful. I Haven't Been Able To Have Sex Fir 6 Months Cuz It Hurts So Badly, And Now My Doctor Has Basically Told Me To Go Fuck Myself. Big Fat FML
Today, A Guy Commented On A Picture Of Mah Boyfriend An I Kissing On Facebook, An Said To Please Stop 'testing' Him. He Also Messaged Me Saying How He Wishes He Could Get A Girlfriend Lyk Me, That I'm Gorgeous, An That He Wants To Go Out With Me. I'm His Cousin. FML
today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML
I took a friend home from the hospital!! She was on medication that made her drowsy!! She fell onto her bd an askd me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on!! She passes out an her roommate walks in an catches me undressing an unconscious grl!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015