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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2819
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I Bought Mah Fiancée A Dress 4 Her Birthday. She Accused Me Of Saying She Was Fat, Because I Bought It In Medium Rather Than Small. After Trying On The Dress, She's Now Not Only Mad At Me 4 Buying It, But Also Because The Dress Fits Perfectly. FML

#15252423
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43586) - you deserved it (4206)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm - love - by drebel (man) - United States (Texas)

2day my girlfriend called me an asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her . We got into it . It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time . looool FML

#15059457
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36816) - you deserved it (13257)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47000) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Mah Mother Dragged Me Into Victoria's Secret To Get Mah Opinion On Some Lingerie . Lingerie She'll Be Using To Get Into Mah Dad's Pants This Evening . FML

#14731317
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32491) - you deserved it (3337)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TADAY AFTER SPOTTING MAH EX-BOYFRIEND'S TRUCK IN A DESOLATE PARKING LOT, I DECIDED TO "DECORATE" THE MUDDY SIDE OF IT WITH A RATHER LARGE MALE APPENDAGE . AFTER CHECKING AROUND ME TO MAKE SURE THERE WERE NO WITNESSES, I GOT TO WORK . I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE MADE SURE HE WASN'T SITTING IN THE TRUCK . FML

#14399301
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6756) - you deserved it (43088)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm - love - by lululee53 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today My Doctor Told Me To Buy Some KY Jelly And A Dildo To Help "loosen Me Up" So Sex Isn't So Painful. I Haven't Been Able To Have Sex Fir 6 Months Cuz It Hurts So Badly, And Now My Doctor Has Basically Told Me To Go Fuck Myself. Big Fat FML

#13937569
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (7832)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by painfulintercourse - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, wile I was going down on my grlfriend, se fell asleep. Se said se was too tred to fake it. FML

#13295050
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27425) - you deserved it (8593)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47030) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I hered my parents having sex!! It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room!! They thought I was asleep!! FML

#12474079
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44370) - you deserved it (3396)

On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States

wila I was at ma boyfriand's ousa, I got ma pariod!! About an our aftar I tall im I just got ma pariod, a impatiantly says ( Is it ovar yat? ) FML

#11977098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38974) - you deserved it (5643)

On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, A Guy Commented On A Picture Of Mah Boyfriend An I Kissing On Facebook, An Said To Please Stop 'testing' Him. He Also Messaged Me Saying How He Wishes He Could Get A Girlfriend Lyk Me, That I'm Gorgeous, An That He Wants To Go Out With Me. I'm His Cousin. FML

#8830762
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34086) - you deserved it (2893)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Yesterday ma moter walked in on ma boyfriend licking wipped cream off ma nipples. FML

#8663511
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12542) - you deserved it (26381)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought a $3000 HD camera. It never shipped to mah house, so I was concerned. I then realized I had given the seller the address fir a house in California. I live in Maine. FML

#7013020
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7108) - you deserved it (38649)

On 12/29/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by musicgod123 - Sent from mobile version

today I came ome from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took te ouse and most of te money, sister is seven monts pregnant, broter was arrested fir statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." O, and my fis died. FML

#6989911
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86842) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

I took a friend home from the hospital!! She was on medication that made her drowsy!! She fell onto her bd an askd me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on!! She passes out an her roommate walks in an catches me undressing an unconscious grl!! FML

#6914931
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33560) - you deserved it (2779)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)



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