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stuner56

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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3268
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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stuner56's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70435) - you deserved it (3485)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41330) - you deserved it (3196) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40110) - you deserved it (5862)

On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32181) - you deserved it (3070)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52307) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20401) - you deserved it (53948)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65396) - you deserved it (5207)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37187) - you deserved it (6704)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15415) - you deserved it (56520)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (3109)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
477 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44695) - you deserved it (7877)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

#16003587
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41041) - you deserved it (4137)

On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46556) - you deserved it (4939)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37669) - you deserved it (5164)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13634) - you deserved it (70276)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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