Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

stuner56

Offline (the 11/20/2014 at 1:29am) | Search for a member

stuner56

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2205
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About stuner56 :

stuner56's page activity

Visits<b>calvinbenik</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 11:22am<b>DreadedSamurai</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 1:00am<b>BlazeArmy</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 10:43pm<b>cutycat136</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 3:34pm<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 1:50pm<b>LexiDaBae</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 11:53pm<b>lfoster826</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 3:46am<b>SirTalkaton</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 12:55am<b>neeni88</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 10:59am<b>orbit</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 8:54am<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 07/08/2014 at 3:49am<b>MsMarti</b> - the 06/26/2014 at 10:35am<b>tweetypie</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 1:52pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 10:08am<b>Zz_I_Raditz</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 9:35am<b>missmandersxoxo</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 2:12am<b>mrseppski18</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 1:37am<b>kaitylynn576</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 12:15am

stuner56's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of stuner56's badges

stuner56's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31429) - you deserved it (2513)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

#19918441
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6982) - you deserved it (26872)

On 07/10/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by mustanggt (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62518) - you deserved it (5044)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML

#19890601
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8450) - you deserved it (32132)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

#19817936
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21927) - you deserved it (5808)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

#19810073
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42945) - you deserved it (3926)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

#19764456
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (18221)

On 06/10/2012 at 5:16am - love - by fernie vazquez - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML

#19749862
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34106) - you deserved it (5811)

On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

#19743887
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13877) - you deserved it (37155)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30970) - you deserved it (2613)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my boyfriend and I were acting out a kinky scenario at home, where we'd met in a club and were having a one night stand. We ended up getting into a real argument about an imaginary girl in the club. I didn't have sex and we haven't spoken since. FML

#19687901
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11015) - you deserved it (31013)

On 05/27/2012 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

#19687199
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (2499)

On 05/27/2012 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

#19666580
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19626) - you deserved it (9645)

On 05/23/2012 at 5:38am - intimacy - by Fire0fisis (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20876) - you deserved it (3921)

On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
477 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47278) - you deserved it (4378)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: