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Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 10:19am - love - by Coykoi - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States
Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 11:55pm - misc - by thyisnothorses - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by Capteen (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I woke up to the sight of a zucchini and a condom on my bedside table, along with a note saying "I know it's tough being single." Apparently my mom has boundary issues, my dad will laugh at anything, and the fact I just got dumped means nothing. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Madeline Lee (woman) - France (Aquitaine)
Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML
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On 03/06/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by sdk2010 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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