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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2670
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML

#483851
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139857) - you deserved it (13908)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

#259383
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33358) - you deserved it (56132)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:56am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I overheard my parents having sex. Trying to be the reasonable person I was, I dismissed it, realizing that sex is just normal. I quickly walked past their room when my cat ran past me into their room, cracking open the door. Now my parents think I was peeping and need therapy. FML

#228831
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72735) - you deserved it (4811)

On 03/06/2009 at 7:41pm - intimacy - by Kathrynn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

#225762
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121699) - you deserved it (5793)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57832) - you deserved it (6928)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML

#99356
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28341) - you deserved it (78250)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:07pm - intimacy - by svet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73679) - you deserved it (4493)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML

#14044
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17294) - you deserved it (46439)

On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41491) - you deserved it (9858)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48828) - you deserved it (9076)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33290) - you deserved it (2549)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

#452
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71675) - you deserved it (3963)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)



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