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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 781
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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261 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34487) - you deserved it (10801)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

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319 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
181 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
147 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

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79 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)



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