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stroudie94

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 811
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stroudie94 : It's me snitches!

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Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML

#17474756
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21006) - you deserved it (6219)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27914) - you deserved it (9059)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

#17465074
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7737) - you deserved it (50689)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States

Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML

#17462682
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26598) - you deserved it (2542)

On 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Help (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

#17460789
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26193) - you deserved it (2340)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by thatguythere858 (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25957) - you deserved it (2542)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

#17410758
257 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

#17410758
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31089) - you deserved it (12161)

On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26805) - you deserved it (5357)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
157 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

#17148663
213 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
239 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
103 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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