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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States
Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Help (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by thatguythere858 (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)
Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -
Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)
Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)
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