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stroudie94

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 January 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

#21004509
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37391) - you deserved it (6555)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML

#20776146
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45117) - you deserved it (11610)

On 07/11/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8605) - you deserved it (108690)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38935) - you deserved it (5269)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24181) - you deserved it (45339)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35526) - you deserved it (4989)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

#17975450
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30476) - you deserved it (3759)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26577) - you deserved it (5448)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28049) - you deserved it (11487)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134
166 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33719) - you deserved it (3244)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58157) - you deserved it (7181)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML

#17535698
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24140) - you deserved it (2055)

On 08/21/2011 at 3:35am - work - by cakehater - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML

#17531904
81 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27200) - you deserved it (3674)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)



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