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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 September 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I learned I was conceived to the sounds of a Spice Girls album. FML

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On 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by queenxalee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

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