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strawberrywine22
  • Town/Country : Arcata, CA, United States
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  • Number of visits : 1319
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About strawberrywine22 : I'm 23 and I'm from California. I like oranges, tequila, Zach Braff and shoes. And coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. If I correct your spelling, I'm honestly not meaning to be rude. Seeing misspelled words is my "nails on a chalkboard" so to speak, but I do try to control myself. Any questions? Message me :)

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Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15353) - you deserved it (1648)

On 04/13/2012 at 6:40pm - misc - by clitty clitty bang bang (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML

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On 04/09/2012 at 11:22am - animals - by Ew. (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22657) - you deserved it (2204)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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