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strawberrywine22
  • Town/Country : Arcata, CA, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 June 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2168
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About strawberrywine22 : "Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience."

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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