About strawberrydreams : Music keeps me sane during the day. Anime keeps me happy during the night.
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by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 9:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 6:12am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Work
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
by jessefonsexy. / 12/07/2010 at 6:08am / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Ed / 12/05/2010 at 8:53am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, after writing an exam, going to the gym, cramming, and then an eight our shift as a barista,… Today, my fridge broke. So I quickly put everything to another fridge. It started working again. I… Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after…