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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1769
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About strawberrydreams : Music keeps me sane during the day.

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strawberrydreams's favorite FMLs

Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

#14117302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36272) - you deserved it (4247)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30997) - you deserved it (2540)

On 12/07/2010 at 6:08am - work - by jessefonsexy. (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

#14093907
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26640) - you deserved it (10204)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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515 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244045) - you deserved it (82479)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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