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strawberrydreams

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1976
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About strawberrydreams : Music keeps me sane during the day.

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Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML

#14588055
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33734) - you deserved it (4517)

On 01/15/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

#14577933
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34323) - you deserved it (15622)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML

#14574476
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21967) - you deserved it (5225)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37399) - you deserved it (7528)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML

#14562835
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31486) - you deserved it (3112)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:21am - kids - by notapedobear -

Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

#14545580
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37085) - you deserved it (3032)

On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

#14542234
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33599) - you deserved it (4253)

On 01/11/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML

#14533533
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31556) - you deserved it (4162)

On 01/10/2011 at 2:14pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

#14167413
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31429) - you deserved it (4846)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

#14162618
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39015) - you deserved it (3812)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

#14143329
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37700) - you deserved it (5403)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was working on a 12-page report. After 5 hours on it, I go over to YouTube to change background music. My boss decides to pick this time to walk by, look at my screen, and grunt "hard at work, huh?" FML

#14141127
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29125) - you deserved it (6568)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt (Al Jizah)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38015) - you deserved it (6550)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36310) - you deserved it (3073)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)



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