About strawberrydreams : Music keeps me sane during the day. Anime keeps me happy during the night.
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Today, I went to dinner with friends for my birthday. During the whole thing they insisted that we get whatever we wanted and celebrate, but when the check came, they all looked at me expectantly. I just bought my friends $150 of food for my birthday present. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 10:33am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
by ash / 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The interviewer started by introducing herself and asking how I was. I got caught between introducing myself and telling her how I was and replied "I'm Kate thanks". FML
by Anonymous / 01/14/2011 at 2:51am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 4:43am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2010 at 3:49pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by Marlon / 12/11/2010 at 3:18am / United States / Love
Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Love
Today, I was working on a 12-page report. After 5 hours on it, I go over to YouTube to change background music. My boss decides to pick this time to walk by, look at my screen, and grunt "hard at work, huh?" FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2010 at 9:50am / Egypt (Al Jizah) / Work
by Cherie / 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 11:09am / Guatemala (Guatemala) / Miscellaneous