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by Dave / 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 1:32pm / United States (Puerto Rico) / Miscellaneous
by nerdsgetmehot / 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
by alliwantisabandaid / 02/11/2011 at 3:27am / Work
Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by em / 02/05/2011 at 4:32am / United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire) / Love
Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML
by QuicksilverMaximoff / 01/30/2011 at 9:46am / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Kids
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 6:55am / Canada (British Columbia) / Geek
by Anonymous / 01/26/2011 at 8:26am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML
by Username / 01/23/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by ihatemyparents / 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2011 at 4:25am / Monaco / Health
Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to… Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time…