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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About strawberrydreams : Music keeps me sane during the day.

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Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

#15681231
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29691) - you deserved it (4393)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm - work - by Dave (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML

#15680031
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37358) - you deserved it (3293)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

#15679727
588 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49616) - you deserved it (5274)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34399) - you deserved it (13149)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

#14932173
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (3523)

On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -

Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML

#14895762
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10177) - you deserved it (43791)

On 02/08/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

#14849196
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42181) - you deserved it (5209)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I was rudely stopped in the park by a woman screaming at me for being a slut for having a baby so young. She got so worked up that she started swearing. Not only was I just babysitting for a friend, I am unable to get the toddler to stop swearing. FML

#14772330
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41320) - you deserved it (2729)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:46am - kids - by QuicksilverMaximoff (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

#14754887
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29334) - you deserved it (3630)

On 01/29/2011 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

#14718221
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (14270)

On 01/26/2011 at 8:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

#14716778
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32985) - you deserved it (3388)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

#14686261
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (2186)

On 01/23/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

#14674940
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (2351)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

#14659037
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30233) - you deserved it (5594)

On 01/21/2011 at 4:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Monaco

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

#14596277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31979) - you deserved it (4146)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)



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