About strawberrydreams : Music keeps me sane during the day. Anime keeps me happy during the night.
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strawberrydreams's favorite FMLs
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
by tech_support / 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 2:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Korisite / 10/30/2011 at 1:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML
by sealpop09 / 06/30/2011 at 10:36am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
by RYZILLAHitZ / 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by nolove4me / 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
by ac32 / 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
by sandyhome / 04/11/2011 at 11:20am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by Monique / 04/10/2011 at 2:50am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML
by Arran / 04/09/2011 at 8:24pm / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids
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