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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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strange_thoughts's favorite FMLs
by Vampprobs / 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work
by CurtisWogan / 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk. She got up, came into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games. I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left. She doesn't remember a thing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2014 at 7:55pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Love
by WhyMe6495 / 10/06/2013 at 6:28pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML
by bluerhhajfk / 08/19/2013 at 7:29pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by DreamStatic / 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by thanksdoc / 06/24/2013 at 6:12pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by MsCobb / 02/16/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML
by Baustigt / 03/28/2012 at 7:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
by howler / 02/15/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
by wildthing / 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, I quit my job at a retail store to become a 911 operator. One call in "Thank you for calling… Today, I was getting my cast off my broken foot a week before I'm suppose to take a class trip to… Today, I had to get my blood taken for a test at the doctors. The lady came in with a girl about my…