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  • Number of comments : 100
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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stormer461's favorite FMLs

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML

#12649609
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35206) - you deserved it (4270)

On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

#12530276
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49352) - you deserved it (5068)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

#12530276
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49352) - you deserved it (5068)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39005) - you deserved it (4075)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML

#12522582
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37981) - you deserved it (19786)

On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24126) - you deserved it (46179)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18964) - you deserved it (44573)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

#12361153
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (17890)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

#12348223
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47123) - you deserved it (5498)

On 08/06/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by ditched?? - United States

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

#12326152
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9520) - you deserved it (45115)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

#12296096
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7275) - you deserved it (53208)

On 08/03/2010 at 9:19pm - misc - by bitch (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

#12201100
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42364) - you deserved it (9860)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I dropped my phone in water, and my friends told me to put it in rice to draw out the water. They put my phone in riceroni. My phone now smells like chicken and has rice seasoning stuck all over it. Needless to say it still doesn't work. FML

#12198521
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14185) - you deserved it (32041)

On 07/30/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by rosesareyellow - United States (Alabama)

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

#12187825
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44096) - you deserved it (6475)

On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

#12112091
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47285) - you deserved it (4617)

On 07/25/2010 at 10:32pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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