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stormer461's favorite FMLs
by cupcakelady127 / 03/23/2011 at 7:25am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by sylverster / 03/15/2011 at 8:37am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/26/2010 at 1:10am / United States / Intimacy
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
by Christopher / 12/13/2010 at 4:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by flopsy / 12/03/2010 at 11:19am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by mr_p / 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
by Tai / 10/31/2010 at 9:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by idiot / 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
by Oriianna Raiinbow / 10/23/2010 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 4:00am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 12:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So… Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled… Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering…