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Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML
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On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
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Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 4:42pm - kids - by idiot - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm Bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We started to play a drinking game, and I attempted to chug three beers in two minutes. My stomach wouldn't have that, and I spewed up bright red chunks everywhere and on everyone. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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