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by ifeeldirty / 10/27/2011 at 8:22am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML
by Laura / 10/08/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Work
by unknown / 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by funnymanjoe / 09/14/2011 at 7:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty, when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here." from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML
by Pizza-less / 09/04/2011 at 12:16am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 1:53am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
by Derp-A-Herp / 05/27/2011 at 1:46am / United States (Texas) / Love
by nrelavender / 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by uetlqdja / 05/21/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health
by goinginsane / 05/06/2011 at 3:25am / Miscellaneous
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
by Anonymous / 03/27/2011 at 10:36am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…