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Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by all5fingers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

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131 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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104 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by lopsided - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States



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