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Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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226 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML

#17758284
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On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

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On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML

#17755798
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

#17755758
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

#17751654
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 10:48am - health - by .. - United States (Florida)

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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158 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)



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