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Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML

#17827481
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32394) - you deserved it (2476)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:23am - health - by jc2011 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19802) - you deserved it (1788)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

#17812468
148 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 10:33am - health - by freezingggg - Reserved

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML

#17811386
63 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML

#17810811
139 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 1:47am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML

#17805536
140 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

#17804951
170 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML

#17804369
113 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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107 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 8:06am - work - by Soopa-Genius (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

#17801056
82 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her new born son after me. FML

#17794900
167 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 10:44am - love - by cjy152 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

#17794413
113 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 8:40am - work - by unknown - Philippines

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

#17790312
239 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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